My name's Lil B and I love you.
The Based God AKA Lil B, is a member of the Triumvirate Pantheon. Formerly known as Brandon McCartney before his reincarnation, he is the most powerful being known to man. He is allowed to fuck anybody's bitches and he loves you.
Lil B is the benevolent god of all members of the Triumvirate and all of humanity. He has many followers around the world. There is the Task Force and Lil B's own Bitch Mob (He is currently the only member). He has many forms and is said to look like many different celebrities including:
- Ellen Degeneres
- Jerry Rice
- Justin Bieber
- Bill Bellamy
He is known to be the own negro that Cartman likes.
MusicEditLil B's songs borders on thought-provoking and beautifully poetic. Some say that Lil B's music is music made by angels, others claim that his music is made by an underground hyper intelligent naked mole rat that has his brain hooked up to a giant computer. The giant computer is necessary due to the sheer beauty and amazing cryptic messages that are contained within Lil B's music.
Lil B has many followers of different ages and ethnic backgrounds. They are expected to protect Lil B at all costs and save his pink bandana. They must expose all fake Based as soon as they spot him. There are many evil-dooers out there that wish to harm Lil B and all his followers must protect him. All followers of Lil B are expected to listen to his songs at least once per day and let Lil B fuck their bitches atleast once per day. The Apostles of the Based God serve as His iron fist on the mortal plane, and will not stop until all of humanity is Based and falls under His Basedom. They take measures such as deploying the Knights of B to destroy false prophets.