The Ween is a mythical being of infinite destruction. It can melt the mind of anybody who listens to it's horrific lyrics and vocals. Extreme caution must be used when approaching this horrific being as severe mental injuries can be gained by listens.
Epistemology of The WeenEdit
It appears to be two absolute losers who happen to look like the retarded brothers of Matthew Brodrick and Ashton Kutcher. The great philosophers Beavis & Butthead once stated "These guys have no future". This seemed to be the case since nobody really gives a fuck about Ween.
The vocals delivered by the quasi-musical group are disturbing and disorienting. Many people have died at the hands of this terrible monster and many warriors have died trying to kill it. Their general tone and overall playful nature may seem fun and whimsical at first, but when you get further into your encounter, it becomes a mash of shitty guitar play and ear-rape by the two losers.
How to destroy The WeenEdit
You cannot.... faggot.
Fans of WeenEdit
- My buddy John
i wanna be number one
WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISKEdit
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